Bjewelled - Jewels' Journal

If you don't have Gmail, you won't know this. But if you do, you'll know that if you glance at your Spam folder, it'll show both the subject and the first line of the email. This, as we shall see, is a mixed blessing.

A quick selection from my Spam folder, notable for the fact that I cracked up while reading them.


Cooperate with your organism and orgasm!
[And if you don't, you'll regret it.]

Slam her everynight!
[Because domestic violence is what every relationship needs?]

Poke her harder and harder - Snow white loved one particular dwarf, the one with a huge wang
[I must have... missed that part of the story.]

Rockets hit Israel- Keep your organism in good shape
[Try as I might, I can't connect these two sentences]

Never agree to be a loser
[It's always better if you're conned into it.]

Get huge and scare off the competition
[How exactly do people think sex happens? Like in Zoos?]

Can't you reach her cervix uteri? Bigger rod is absolutely indispensble
[Spam for gynaecologists, presumably...]